so, i’m sitting here at my computer, and i reach for my bottle of coke. i put it up to my mouth, only to find out that the lid is still on!! don’t ya hate that?
two days ago, i get in my truck, and spill my coffee all over my pants. don’t ya hate that?
or, you grab the wrong drink, and you’re expecting root beer, but it’s diet pepsi! don’t ya hate that?
or, you’re in public, and you reach out to pull the door handle, and you don’t get a good grip, and you stumble backwards.
or, you tie your shoes, and, 2 minutes later, one of them is untied again.
or, you’re driving and eating fries, and you dip it in honey mustard, and it drips on your shirt.
or you smash your thumb with a hammer.
or you get to the mall, only to realize you forgot your shoes.
or you forget to share food.
don’t ya just hate it when that happens??
eh